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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Puny Earthlings, wth your primative thinking skills! I, Kroklarf of planet Gorfan 3, am invading Earth in the next, oh, say, five minutes? Wait a sec....Yeah, Mum, i'm just on the laptop to another penpal earthling scum...I'll do the dishes LATER, okay?... Oh fine. Sorry, I'm just kidding about the alien thing, i watch too much TV. Anyway, did you know that I HATE Paris Hilton, and love Avril. I HATE South Park, yet i adore The Simpsons. These are mere scraps of my average life. Look further at my website for acres of entertainment. Bye, Earthmonkey!
Hey, man, have you, like, heard 'bout Creepietown?
Yeah! It gave me nightmares for a month, duuuuuude!
The best night of my life, the best that's ever been,
Was that fantastic night last night; HALLOWEEN!
Witches, ghosts and CANDY, caramels and mints,
fizzy bubbly soda (But only a few pints!)
I had them ALL, but way too fast, i'm sicker than a bean,
The biggest trick from all those treats? I'm slowly turning
