Sep 24 2007 08:40 am
There once lived an old, old woman. She lived in the little, most gorgeos
house which had the scent of lavender. that reason was because her house WAS made of lavender.
One fine morning, a few workmen came to her house and said ,'you must move away, we are making a free way and it goes right through your house. sorry.'
the frail old lady replied,'i will not! i was born in this house and i will die in it! if you squaush my house flat, you'll know that i am lying there too.' 'ma'am no! you must mo-' but she cut across him. 'i will not move. kill me if you want. if you really wish it.' no more could be said and a month later, no lavender house was there and no kind old lady.
instead of a free way, they actually built a big, big mansion.
about a year later, the mansion was complete. a young couple bought it and moved in. the wife of the couple had recently given birth to a baby (girl).
One cold and stormy night, the mother heard the baby crying and crying in the other room. she ran to the baby's room and when she got there, she realised the baby had stopped crying. then the mother looked around the room and saw everything was in a different place, everything had been moved around. she took the baby to her room for the rest of the night and she had a nightmare that night of a pearly white, transparent, old women. a ghost. and what was worse, in HER HOUSE.
Aug 21 2007 05:53 pm
In the city of Spain, a myth goes that when a ghostly black dog runs past your house, you will die. A couple that had their honeymoon there did not believe this, and moved into their lovely new house. One day, the black dog passed thier house. No one died, but their house was partly burnt down.
"Ah well." said the man. "These things happen to people."
"people who do not pay attention." the townspeople would say.
The next month, the black dog passed them again. Still, no-one died, but all the family's friends caught an ilness. The people became haters of the family, and turned their backs on them. One day, as the man watched his wife doing the washing, he saw the dog yet AGAIN. But it did not just pass by, it came up to the wife and passed THROUGH her. She fell dead soon after. The man ran, but the dog was much too fast. As he lay cornered in the attic, he called to the townspeople. But they had died of the illness. He tried to jump out the window to safety, but the risk was too high because of the half-burnt wood. He had no choice. And the dog was coming closer, closer...
Jul 17 2007 01:03 pm
Once, in a city as dark and stormy as a cauldron, a knife struck a young girl's throat. All the detectives in the town tried to figure it out, but the two best had the most clues. This was Lershock Combes and Ed Lab. But their bickering nearly ruind the discovery. Lershock beleived it to be the notorious villian Blade, while Ed disagreed furiously. One day the two of them were hiding in a shelter after a chase from who they thought may be the villian, and as Combes put the last plank on the door, he suffered the same fate as the young victim before him.
Think about it; He and Ed, nobody else, could have been in the shelter. Also, Ed Lab is an annagram of Blade!
I made this one up, and I hope you like it!
Signed, E. Lab!
Feb 25 2007 11:10 am
Bloody Mary!
There once was a little girl named Mary, and she developed a dangerous sickness. Her family thought she was dead, but she was just napping. They took her outside and buried her alive!(Without knowing, of course!) Her parents her scrabbling noises coming from the coffin, buried under the earth. Mary was scraping and scratching the coffin, trying to get out. The splinters had fallen down and blinded her little eyes, and since her hands were so bloody from the scraping that the loss of blood eventually killed her for real! Five years later the parents opened the cofin and saw the dead Mary. The zombie of her strangled the parents for killing her, and then her soul set off hunting for the doctor. On friday the 13th, get a piece of wood and put it in front of the mirror. Say "Bloody Mary" 13 times, and her face will appear in the mirror. Because of the splinters in her eyes, she may think you are the doctor. Happy Halloween, witchy-poo!
Dec 15 2006 06:48 pm
Once there lived this dude, who had a well-paying job as a business man. He was extremely late for a meeting, so he called a taxi and hopped in. The driver said;
"So, you a busy man?"
"Quite." he replied. " I toil night and day."
"Yeah, me too. I save people's lives for my boss."
Curious, the passenger asked; " Fireman?"
"No, no! Not THAT type of save!''
After a while, the man realised that they weren't heading for the city. "Hey, you're headed for a cliff! Slow down!"
" No!" Chuckled the driver. "My boss is waiting for you!"
In an instant, 3 words ran through the business man's head. 1, Demon 2, No, 3, Seatbelt!
Dec 7 2006 10:28 am
Once there was a lady and she went to a store and got a pair of pink boots, but when she got them in the bag there were 3 tally markk so she told the shop keeper and he said DROP THE BAG AND RUN, and she said No i like the bag and i want my boots but by then the shopkeeper had ran away!
When she got home she took her boots out of the bag and her boots had scratches all over them!so she called up the shop and they said PUT THE BAG IN THE FREEZER UNTIL TOMORROW IF IT'S NOT FROZEN BY THEN KEEP IT IN. the lady didn't want to but finally said fine and so she put it in the freezer. but at midnight she crept to the freezer ant took the bag out, it was shaking so she put it on the heater and then it stopped. then the lady looked inside the bag and in there was a man, yes he was living in the bag and guess what he had a knife...
Dec 7 2006 10:19 am
once there was a boy and his name was luke. he had blue eyes and blonde hair. one day, luke asked his mum, "what is in the cupboard that is up in the attic?" the mum said "sorry, im busy. ask your father."
so thats what he did. his reply was "oh, never open that cupboard, trust me!"
luke was confused. so he went up into the attic and saw the cupboard. there was no doornob. so he went downstairs and got a knife. to lukes suprise, when he got upstairs to the cupboard, the doornob was there! so he threw the knife behind hime and opened up the cupboard, there was a little boy inside "hello" said luke "who r u?" he asked " i am a son of some parents," said the little boy " WELL OBVIOUSLY" said luke " my parents didn't want me so they chucked me in this cupboard and took away th doornob! then my parents had another child that they decided they'd keep" said the little boy " and when i find that boy i will KILL him! you haven't seen a blonde boy have you," " NO" said luke knowing that it was him " WAIT... YOU ARE THE ChiLD" screamed the little boy, he picked up he knife off the floor and killed luke. his parents came up after they heard the scream, but there was only dust and bones, no boy in the cupboard! his parents wondered!
